上海龙凤1314 shlf　　1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

　　A mushroom.(蘑菇)

　　2. What is smaller than an insects mouth?

　　Anything it eats.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

　　4. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A secret.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A photographer.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

　　A kitten.(小猫)

　　7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　An echo.(回声)

　　9. What do you know about the kings of France?

　　They are all dead.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Are you asleep?

　　11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　They must prefer bottles to glasses.

　　12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

　　Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

　　13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

　　Post office.

　　14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

　　They make faces all day.

　　15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

　　Sixty.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

　　When you are in it.

　　17. How many sides does a house have?

　　Two - inside and outside.

　　18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

　　A doorbell.

　　19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

　　On his feet.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

　　He got wet first of all.

　　21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

　　I myself.

　　22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

　　A comb.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A farmer.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　24. Why does time fly?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

　　25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

　　27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

　　A river.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　28. What kind of dog never bite?

　　A hot dog.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Because it cant sit down.

　　30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

　　Its nice not to see you again.

　　31. What wears a cap but has no head?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A bottle.

　　32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

　　A flag.

　　33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A night watchman with a college education.

　　34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

　　Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　35. What is wind?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Air in a hurry.

　　36. What comes after the letter "A"?

　　All the other letters.

　　37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

　　Teapot.

　　38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

　　Short.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

　　A barber.

　　40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

　　Because he wants to go to high school.

　　41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

　　Water.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

　　A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

　　43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Because hes dead.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Nothing. Because Im a woman.

　　46. What always travels on foot?

　　A shoe.

　　47. Where can happiness always be found?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　In the dictionary.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A pillow.(枕头)

　　49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

　　He cant read.

　　50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

　　The outside.

　　51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

　　Cool!

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　52. What is never used until its broken?

　　An egg.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

　　Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　54. What is dark but made by light?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　A shadow.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　55. What can you break with only one word?

　　Silence.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

　　The light.

　　57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Because the truck driver was walking.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　58. Where can milk be best stored?

　　In a cow.

　　59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

　　The ice.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

　　A map.

　　62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　The temperature.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　It never eats.

　　64. Why is writing called handwriting?

　　If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

　　Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

　　66. How many great men have been born in London?

　　None. Only babies.

　　67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

　　When you have a hole in your pocket.

　　68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　Darkness.

　　69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

　　A hole.

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

　　A priest.(牧师)