愚人节恶搞整人的短信是那些

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愚人节恶搞整人的短信是那些

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

愚人节恶搞整人的短信是那些

　　答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的`”?)

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

　　6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

　　答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

上海龙凤1314 shlf　　7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

　　8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

　　全。

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