搞笑经典英语脑筋急转弯大全及答案
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
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上海龙凤1314 shlf 2. What is smaller than an insect‘s mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
上海龙凤1314 shlf Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
上海龙凤1314 shlf 4. What‘s too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
上海龙凤1314 shlf A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
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A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesn‘t fall; night falls, but doesn‘t break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
上海龙凤1314 shlf An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer ‘yes" to"
上海龙凤1314 shlf Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
上海龙凤1314 shlf They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
上海龙凤1314 shlf They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
上海龙凤1314 shlf A doorbell.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
上海龙凤1314 shlf On his feet.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 20. When the boy fell into the water, what‘s the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isn‘t your sister and isn‘t your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
上海龙凤1314 shlf A farmer.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
上海龙凤1314 shlf The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
上海龙凤1314 shlf All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can‘t sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It‘s nice not to see you again.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
上海龙凤1314 shlf A night watchman with a college education.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
上海龙凤1314 shlf 35. What is wind?
上海龙凤1314 shlf Air in a hurry.
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